GLaDOS: That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.
GLaDOS: That's not me talking, it's right here in your file
GLaDOS: On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid.
GLaDOS: Well, what does a neck-bearded engineer know about fashion? He probably-
GLaDOS: Oh, wait, it's a she
GLaDOS: Still, what does she know?
GLaDOS: Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree
GLaDOS: in fashion
GLaDOS: from France
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I just had to repost this!!! Made my heart happy!

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Tare Panda Cake by ~KralleCakes
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who needs an alarm clock when you can just punch him in the dick every morning

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william